Camelot!
Camelot!
Camelot!

It’s only a model.

wigmund:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals…
Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
" - Armaments, 4:16-20

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hotbritishguyspluscats:

Always.

Michael Palin | Monty Python and the Holy Grail

land-of-greyjoys-and-cannibals:

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luseymoth:

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cephalopodvictorious:

I just found out that I have followers who don’t know about Monty Python. Which is frankly unacceptable. Here, have the entirety of Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

How can anyone not know about Monty Python and the Holy Grail, much less never seen it? Sit your little behinds down and watch one of my favorite movies of all time.

WHAT is a movie you need to watch?

THIS

Oh my god it’s actually the entire movie. OKAY KIDS SIT YOUR BUTTS DOWN AND WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE OMG.

take it!  take this movie and watch it because it s one of the best things everrrrrrrr

I love all of you for giving this gift to me

hyrokumata:

i love monty python so much

aleramicci:

We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.